I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there...

I just can't decide. It's been a while since I've been here because I just can't decide. I could write about politics, but I don't think my reading audience is quite ready for that yet. I could write about the meaning of life, but I'm pretty convinced there isn't one and life is what you make it. I could write about where unicorns come from, but let's be honest, does anyone truly know where such a wonderful and majestic creature could be created? It may literally blow the mind. So, what then? Me. I'm writing about me. Why? Cause I'm obviously very selfish. (I wrote a similar blog years ago on myspace. I don't know if any of you remember what that is but it was a website similar to facebook. I did not reference the previous blog whilst writing this one. I'm curious to compare the two in the future.)

Me? Hmm. I have two dogs. If I had to pick 5 things I would go save from my house, if there were a fire, it would be the following: Scott and Belly (the dogs), my cowboy boots, my laptop, and any pictures I have that aren't saved online somewhere. (It's very convenient that my car has so much crap in it because most of the stuff I need/want is already in there.)

I care what people think. I love to say I don't but I do. We all do. You're a liar if you say otherwise. However, the older I get, the less I care. Is that why old people are so crass? Most of their friends are dead so they don't care what anyone else thinks? Oh yeah, I also lack a filter. I believe the previous sentence proves this.

Biggest turn offs: Man jewelry (of ANY kind other than a watch or a wedding ring... which I reckon would be considered a turn off as well. Haha.), bad teeth, long finger/toenails, and at this point in my life... a guy who smokes. I do not feel the need to make out with an ashtray, regardless of how much alcohol I've ingested.

Turn ons: MUSCLES. I love a guy in shape. I like tattoos, as long as they aren't of like a dragon or something. Yes, I am referencing someone. Good teeth. That's a big one. I also really like guys who drive 4x4 vehicles as well. Something more manly about them. I generally like guys to be very manly. Add men crying to my turn offs. (Yes, close friends. If you know me very well, this comment could lead to you laughing at a story from my past.)

Dream car? A 70's Bronco. Not past 77' though, they changed body styles too much in 78'. Probably a 76' or so. Yes. I am dead serious. Quit hating.

I am on the road to getting in the best shape of my life. I want to be "Jessica Biel hot." My hair may change colors a lot but I imagine it is a dirty blond. That sounds about right. Who really knows though? Little known fact? I have more grey hairs than my momma. Yeah. Silver fox by 30!! Here I come!

I have the best friends in the world. Yes, my best friends are better than your best friends. With that being said I absolutely HATE drama and remove it from my life whenever possible. I have lost friends along the way but I don't really have any desire for petty shit in my life. Get over it, drama llama. Enjoy your day.

A girl in my class was describing a current movie to another classmate the other day. Due to my years of bartending, I consider myself to be a professional eavesdropper. She said "the movie was absolutely terrible. It was full of sex, boobs and penises, cussing and other disgusting things." That's funny. Sounds like a GREAT movie to me! That should sum up how "adult" I can be.

I recently thought my insides were being depleted from an unwise decision to eat Krystal's at 2 in the morning.

I like to dress up and wear heels and what not, but I generally like jeans and my flippy floppies or my boots. My boobs are generally showing because there is no escaping them.

My all time favorite book is The Giver. Classic. With that being said, I LOVE Greek Mythology. No idea why but I can totally nerd it up from time to time and read Edith Hamilton's Mythology, though I've read it many times.

I want to be famous. I thought it would happen by now. Damnit.

Let's see how many random facts I can cram in a paragraph...I don't like chocolate or much jewelry. I do like flowers (gerber daisies, peonies and tulips are my favorite, hint hint, boys.) I LOVE seafood. It's my fav. I like the mountains, big cities and the beach. I want to play women's rugby and roller derby but don't have health insurance. I also don't know that I like the idea of someone ruining my money maker. I hate pretentious people. Ugh. I love my brother but hardly ever get to see him. I thought I'd be married by now but I'm glad I'm not. I still want 3 kids. One of my all time favorite songs is "Mouthful of Cavities" by Blind Melon. I'm a Zeppelin girl, through and through. My mom is one of my best friends. I'm also the spitting image of my mother. My family is mostly of Irish decent. Did my near-ginger skin and freckles give any hint? I have never seen The Godfather. The movie, The Labyrinth, reminds me of my childhood. I am terrible at math. I do NOT like flying. I've been in love before, more than once. I'm totally down with the Man upstairs. He has been good to me, fo sho. Two things that will get you blacklisted: lying to me and talking down to me. I will not date someone with no ambition. (Add that one to turn offs.) I basically wait, most of the year, for football season to start back. I hate cold weather. I want to go to Australia, New Zealand and Greece. Techno is the worst "music" ever created. Old jazz and blues are fantastic. Give me Ella over club music, any day. The popular music of today is tragic. I love the people in my life and definitely don't tell them enough. I love hiking, camping and being outside. I want to hike the A.T. I don't like swimming with fish. The thought of them touching me weirds me out. However, I love the ocean. It's just entertaining to watch me dodge the fish. Golden Retrievers are my favorite breed of dog. I love macaroni and cheese. My favorite beer is probably Guinness. Feet gross me out. Clowns totally freak me out. My favorite color is red. I'm not very girly. My friends have said that I'm like "one of the guys, but trapped in a girls body." Is that supposed to be a compliment? I love cartoons. I am VERY self conscious about my legs. Cellulite doesn't look good on anyone. Bluegrass makes me happy. What you see is what you get with me. Take it or leave it.

Is that a run-on paragraph? My high school English teacher would be so proud of my literary skills.

I feel like this sums up most of me. Or, at least you now know a lot of unnecessary facts about me and my life. Facebook me and suggest future blog topics, so there won't be any more of these ridiculous time fillers from yours truly.